Much Denser Than Bacon: A Casual Class on Canes and Caning with Pet Emily

Class Description

Ah, the noble cane. Far greater than a mere stick, the cane is a superb tool for recreational bottom whackery, one that can draw out whimpers of fear and squeals of delight with the merest swish through the air. Not as clumsy or random as a paddle; an elegant implement, for a more perverted age. But for both new and seasoned impact players alike, the world of canes and caning can often seem intimidating, incomprehensible, or just plain snobbish. Let’s address those concerns head-on! Among other topics, we’ll be covering the different types and categories of canes, providing ideas of potential caning scenes, and offering insights into a vast array of caning styles and techniques. Pet Emily will work her little tail off to dispel apprehensions, to provide reliable knowledge and resources, and to encourage and empower you to confidently incorporate canes into your play. So, whether you’re a cane-curious newcomer or a lifelong enthusiast, this is the class for you!

Presenter Bio

Pet Emily (she/they) is a trans and non-binary girl-pet-pony-puppy-thingy, the gleefully collared slave of Chaotic Kat, and an irrepressibly enthusiastic kinkster who’s been in and around the DC scene for over ten (non-consecutive) years. Of all the naughty things she loves, caning has always vied for the top spot, firing up her wicked imagination and filling her head with blush-inducing daydreams long before she ever understood why. While exploring those fantasies in reality, she’s gained broad knowledge and experience on both sides of the slash and both ends of the cane. As with all the things that bring her joy, she’s eager to share her passion and knowledge with others, and she’s looking forward to dropping the third person and engaging with you all directly. Also, because she’s Pet Emily, she must now apologize profusely for the cheap shot at paddles in the class description. Paddles are wonderful tools, her arse-nal is full of ones that she adores, and you may rest assured that she’ll be in trouble for making such a snarky remark (even in the service of a geeky reference). If anyone needs her, she’ll be in the corner.

• Doors open at 7:30 pm, class starts at 8:00 pm.
• All ticket sales are at the door.
• Proof of Vaccination will NO LONGER be required.

Tickets are $5 for Black Rose Members and Members of Reciprocal Groups with their Membership Card and $10 for non-members.

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Accessibility accommodations are available upon request to accessibility@br.org. Please give us two weeks’ notice.

If you have questions or would like to request a class topic, please email education@br.org